If Only…
Thursday, January 29th, 2009Sigh.
…
After looking at adorable little kids on my window (Heeyyy… Don’t take it the wrong way…) I’ve decided that there is no reason for people to be searching for the cure to cancer or any other horrid disease…
Little kids have taught me that all you need is a lollipop and all your troubles go away.
Exactly. Little kids are actually wiser than some adults. (Understatement of the century?)
It’s like;
“Oh, what’s wrong with you, little man?”
“I tripped and scraped my knee.”
*looks away from wound*
“Well what would you like me to do for you? Do you want an ice-pack, or some band-aids?”
*shrugs*
*goes off to get a band-aid*
….
“Would you like a lollipop while you’re waiting?”
*nods happily*
*gives lollipop*
“Nevermind, I feel better now!”
*runs off*
- - - -
If only life were that simple. I mean, REALLY…
“Oh, some shithead broke my heart…”
“Here’s a lollipop, use it to mend it back together!”
and…
“I can’t get this guy to notice me!”
“Take this lollipop and he’ll think you’re one cool gal—especially if you have STRAWBERRY flavored!”
OR…
“My parents abuse me…”
“Take this lollipop and fend yourself off when they come at you with the belt!”
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* Well, oookkkay, maybe I am over-exaggerating a little (OK, alot… *shifts eyes*) but… come on, it’s so true!
….
I remember looking at the news with all kinds of crap: War, murder, rape, bombings and… stuff.
Which, to put it in shortly, is just disenheartening. Sometimes I don’t think people are people anymore…
x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x
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If only every problem in the world could be solved with a lollipop.
…If only life were that simple for us. -.-
